This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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