Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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