on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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