...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
id be glad to
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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