D3 body, D1 cock
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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