Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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