Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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