there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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