I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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