well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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