So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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