She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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