The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
