You really coming over, don't trick.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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