Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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