Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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