i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
