As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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