i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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