its not stalking. its research.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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