I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
