There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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