last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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