It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I am one with the molecules
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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