Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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