But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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