You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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