were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize