When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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