the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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