Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We smell like vodka and hangover
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