By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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