i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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