I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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