I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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