just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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