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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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