I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She told me I should be a condom model.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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