I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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