do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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