So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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