with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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