just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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