Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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