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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup

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  now he is talking to a potato

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

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  "I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.

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• (212): View more from New York

  There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.

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• (310): View more from California

  Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again

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• (408): View more from California

  Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.

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  While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible

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