ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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