Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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