You surviving the open bar?
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The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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