no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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