You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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