i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Watching her eat just hurts me
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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