i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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