You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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