i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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