i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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