My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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