giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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